My Top 10 Albums of 2017

 

10): The Charlatans – Different Days

“I’m a known quantity / Too well known for The Machinery not to be interested”

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The Charlatans are a band who continue to furrow their own brow and each time they come up with the goods. They survived Baggy, Britpop and everything else that’s come and go because they’ve never really been any of those things. Free of any such labels and with their reputation safe they are free to make the music they want. For  a band that has suffered so much trauma and heartache, Different Days is an LP covered in glorious sun rays. While the world at large stresses out, The Charlies have clearly been lying on a beach immersing themselves in rich, warm sounds.

There a hooks aplenty and even a bit of kookiness by their own standards. There are even spoken word segments, one read out by none other than novelist Ian Rankin. Johnny Marr and Paul Weller also make contributions, which is just showing off. Different Days embraces the listener with a warm glow and is a more than worthy addition to a thirty year back catalogue.

 

9) Idles – Brutalism

“The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich”

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Idles have named their debut perfectly. It is fucking harsh. Coming across as the narcissistic love child of Slaves and Future Of The Left, the Bristol band have been bubbling under the surface for a few years. Their social commentary is straight to the point and with tongue slightly in cheek. Most of the songs are aggressive mantras that take potshots at people the Tories and people called Tarquin. Let’s face it, Tarquin is probably a Tory. While their approach is well meaning, there’s something about Brutalism that makes you feel sordid. That’s part of the fun though, right?

 

8): Juanita Stein – America 

“Gaze into the night again”

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Juanita’s first solo exploration finds her cruising route 66 and other famous American roads I can’t think of. There are elements that sound like her band (Howling Bells) and that is not an insult at all for they are vastly underrated act. The big sounding, catchy Black Winds being the most prime example. When she does go off the beaten track and away from the indie, Juanita literally ends up in the country. Don your stetsons for a soulful, atmospheric album that compliments her soothing voice perfectly.

 

7): Spectres – Condition

“Milking my adrenaline / drink it all in”

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Spectre’s second album is a discordant wall of noise which sounds full of rage at the world one moment and then apathy the next. The mood is dark, the tunes are mostly hiding behind metallic guitars and a pounding rhythm section but they are there. It’s an industrial sounding album that sounds like it’s trying to escape the factory.

‘The Beginning Of The End’ and ‘Dissolve’ are sprawling epics, jabs of guitar sporadically breaking out of the mire. ‘Neck’ and ‘Welcoming The Flowers’ are boiling furnaces of rage, unsettling and uncompromising. If you let Condition wash over you the splendour will seep into your soul. Just so long as you don’t want to be in a good mood.

 

6) Royal Blood – How Did We Get So Dark?

“You’re not so hard to forget with all the lights out”

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The way Royal Blood dealt with the pressure of the hype and awards their debut generated was satisfyingly simple: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. The rough edges might have been blunted slightly but the result is still a treat to the ears. An element of glam rock on the likes of Look Like You Know and Where Are You Now? confirms album number two is a bit more pop in its mindset but they still make a noise though. The riffs of Lights Out are enough to cause tremors and Hook, Line & Sinker judders like a metal Stevie Wonder. Next time around, Royal Blood probably need to step away from the short, ten song album formula and they are certainly more than capable of causing surprises should they want to.

 

5): Shed Seven – Instant Pleasures 

“No spunk in your trunk and no fun in your funk”

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Sixteen years is a long time ago. The world has changed so much that when Shed Seven last released an album George W. Bush was the worst president in history. In truth, Rick Witter’s band of merry men never truly disappeared as they’ve toured their hits on and off for years. Their greatest hits truly was the indie equivalent of ABBA Gold and anyone who disagrees is just plain wrong.

The biggest surprise that Instant Pleasures offers is that this is their best studio album to date – both instant and pleasurable. Even songs about depression, like It’s Not Easy have a joy running through them Hang On is another example, especially when it breaks out into a hybrid of Sympathy For The Devil and Boyzone’s Picture Of You. They can even be forgiven for aping The Killers with Enemies and Friends because they slay it more than Brandon Flowers has done for years. It’s a heart warming, fun, and beautifully melodic riot that shows Britpop shouldn’t be the swear word its become.

 

4): Trampolene – Swansea To Hornsey

“The silence makes the darkest sound”

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“Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as PARKLIFE!” said the great philosopher Phil Daniels back in the day.  Confidence is also a key attribute for a debut album and Swansea To Hornsea walks the walk and talks the talk in the same way that Oasis and Artic Monkeys did first time round. Those comparisons are not made lightly. Here we have the swagger of the Gallaghers and the poetic sneer of Alex Turner. Singer Jack Jones even uses the album to get exactly those kind of compositions out there with three spoken word rants covering youth, drugs and Poundland. The holy trinity.

For the most part it’s energy is all consuming, Guitars that veer from jangly, heavy and everything in between. Solos that fly out of the speakers, Fantastic bass lines that are groovier than Austin Powers in a washing machine. It’s an unpredictable listen because the softer moments astound just as much as the bluster. Songs, especially those nearer the end, go down different paths to where they were hinting and unlike the album’s title, go off map. It’s youth, with all it’s highs, lows (and awkward fumbles with girls) soundtracked to near perfection. Today they may be at Hornsey but tomorrow it could be…I dunno.. Norwich? Keep believing and maybe, just maybe..

 

3): Wolf Alice – Visions Of A Life

“I dream of death, its violent breath”

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The world is there for the taking for Wolf Alice but Visions Of A Life only serves to proof what contrite, perverse gits they are. When they could be stepping up their mainstream appeal in a bid to play arenas they’ve gone further into their own world. They seem oblivious to what’s going on around them musically and while the old school influences that ran through the debut are still here, it’s run through their personal filter. There isn’t a band out there who doing what Wolf Alice are doing. Visions Of A Life is more expansive, more ambitious and more unique. Ellie Rowsell’s ever changing voice fits Wolf Alice’s attention span perfectly.

Heavenward isn’t really shoegaze because  it reaches for the sky and when they aren’t blasting you with punk pop ditties such as Yuk Foo and Formidable Cool they serve up a rich soundscape of the future. Planet Hunter feels like being in a vortex until the bass breaks out at the end. Sky Musings is a Ryanair induced panic attack (and we’ve all had those). Sadboy and St. Purple & Green show off their quiet/loud tricks at their best. The former in particular is a devastating, surreal anthem for the forlorn. The title track’s dark guitars chime as if notifying us of the end of the world but no matter how bad 2017 might have been we survived it, Which is good. We can listen to Wolf Alice more.

 

2): Paul Draper – Spooky Action

“If medication’s no answer then is ignorance bliss?”

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The Stone Roses? Elastica? They’ve got nothing on Paul Draper, who finally released an album that was fourteen years in the making. Inspired by an online petition, Paul went back to the drawing board, recorded his unheard solo material and even wrote new stuff, such was his regained passion. It’s magnificent to have his vocals back again and while he may not like his own voice, there are many who have missed it. I was fortunate to be at the first album playback in the summer and will never forget the goosebumps and joy that I felt listening for the first time. Spooky Action, as fans would expect, is an epic jumble of grand ideas, dark themes and utter silliness. There’s meaty prog rock beasts like Don’t Poke The Bear,  dirty disco stompers like Who’s Wearing The Trousers (which has the weirdest “solo” ever committed to tape) and late night, soul bearing epics like Jealousy Is A Powerful Emotion.

His voice sounds more soulful than ever before and as they’re on a record that covers a lot of the Mansun split in the lyrics, emotion coats everything in an HD gloss. It’s almost like watching a fly on the wall documentary of a band falling apart. The production is busy yet crystal clear. There are elements of Mansun’s different eras in the sound but there’s also a refreshing, new feel in the mix too. It’s been worth every minute of the wait but don’t tell Paul that because we sure as hell can’t wait until 2031 for the follow up.

 

1): The Franklys – Are You Listening?

“It started friendly but things got ugly”

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Well, are you? If not then why not? This is everything a debut should be and more. Noisy, articulate and confident. It might not match the raw power of their live shows but these ten songs thrive off an adrenaline that would make Ed Sheeran shit himself. They are more than simply “garage rock” because thankfully they’re not The Hives. There’s plenty of snarling, sneering and deliciously squawking guitar solos. The songs batter you round the head with a punk rock energy that puts to shame Bono’s ludicrous “music has got too girly” statement. Since when did U2 rock anyway?

It’s an album that blitzes by pretty relentlessly. The “quieter” moments still stun though. Keeper chugs along, it’s melody barely disguising evil intent. Imaginarium (“I’m imagining a future we will never see”) wears a Sleater-Kinney top with pride and yet shows great ambition. With Bad News the whole thing ends up in a noisy racket of kick ass joy. In short, Are You Listening? is a riot and has more balls than anything Bono has dared inflict on the world. Actually, who needs balls? Bono, you can keep them. The Franklys are proof, as if it was needed that the music industry is actually too manly.

My full and (in my opinion) best of 2017 playlist is here if you want to check it out..

 

 

 

 

SEX AND THE SHITTY? Arctic Monkeys ‘AM’ Album Review

There should be a law that artists be banned from saying what their new material will sound like in interviews. With the release a year ago of the stunning double A-side ‘R U Mine / Evil Twin’ the Monkeys promised they were turning the amps up to eleven. Bad news for those who believed the hype. There are three rock songs. Two you will already know. The brooding, dirty menace of  ‘Do I Wanna Know’ and one of the very songs that was released 12 months ago. What follows this opening and brash salvo makes it more of a surprise that ‘R U Mine’ is included. It’s the best thing on here. Sneering vocals, thundering drums, riffs to die for and very very out of place.

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Perhaps too much time had passed between the recordings and the bands mental state changed from rock stars to.. ahem.. sex Gods. Maybe Alex Turner has grown tired of the rock poet tag? Nobody can begrudge a change in outlook and the fluidity of his words is still there in abundance. But for all the faux Timberlake shenanigans there’s still plenty of that romantic undercurrent:  “It’s an exploration she’s made of outer space / And her lips are like the galaxy’s edge / And her kiss the colour of a constellation falling into place”. However, Musically ‘AM’ is less about lost love and more found sex.

The absolute highlight of the new material is ‘Knee Socks’. A catchy. fun high pitched stomp. Yes stomp.. “You were sitting in the corner with the coats all piled high / In a small world on an exceptionally rainy Tuesday night/ In the right place and time” Where this albums strengths lie are with the vocal harmonising between Matt Helder’s and Nick O’Malley which are used more than ever before. Another great moment is ‘One For The Road’ , their harmonies mixing it up with a choppy bass.

For a lot of the time it feels like a mish mash of other bands and lightweight R&B chart music. ‘Snap Out Of It’, nice as it is it IS a Black keys song and ‘Arabella’ (yes, the third ‘rock song’) is The Black Keys covering ‘Iron Man’. To good effect admittedly. What is a surprise above all is how clean and shiny it all sounds. That’s not to say they are bad songs. They’re not. It’s highly unlikely Arctic Monkeys will ever make a dud album – it just isn’t very inspired.

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‘I Want It All’ starts with good drive but becomes repetitive way too quickly until the abrupt fade out (yes, fade out) a little after the two minute mark. ‘No 1 Party Anthem’ is, ironically given the broken promises of this album, not a party anthem but is a sweet mid tempo string ballad in the vein of ‘Cornerstone’. ‘Mad Sounds’ sweeps along with pretty “Oooh La La’s” but in this supposed new experimental state they’ve done it all before. The same can be said for ‘Fireside’. It’s nice but doesn’t really do much. And that’s just the problem. Sweet. Pretty. Nice. The shades and leather jackets have given them the cliched look of rock stars but beneath the disguise? It’s good, melodic music.

The biggest disappointment of all is ‘I Wanna Be Your’s. Taking some words from poet John Cooper Clarke which are very much in theme with the album. “ I wanna be your vacuum cleaner breathing in your dust, I wanna be your ford cortina, I will never rust” Set to a lightweight tune that doesn’t attempt more than a yawn. Then the album stops. First time around there was a feeling of “Is that it?” while checking the player hoping it had made some sort of mistake. A limp end indeed. Make your own jokes. There’s leaving people wanting more and then there’s feeling short changed. On this evidence the Monkeys passion lies with the ladies and the music is a nagging ex that’s getting in the way. 6/10